Conquering Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City StoriesConquering Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories On the seedy streets of Liberty City. Here?s the information you?ll need if you?re shooting for 100 percent completion. By Vicious Sid Crucial Cheats These codes are standard-issue for any new GTA:LC player but don't come crying to us if they mess up your saved games. Use codes at your own risk! Enter the following codes during gameplay and not while the game is paused. If you entered a code correctly, you?ll see a confirming message onscreen. $250,000: Press L, R, Triangle, L, R, Circle, L, R. Clear Wanted Level: L, L, Triangle, R, R, X, Square, Circle. Full Armor: Press L, R, Circle, L, R, X, L, R. Full Health: Press L, R, X, L, R, Square, L, R. Never Wanted: Press L, L, Triangle, R, R, X, Square, Circle. Perfect Vehicle Traction: L, Up, Left, R, Triangle, Circle, Down, X. Weapons Set 1: Press Up, Square, Square, Down, Left, Circle, Circle, Right. Weapons Set 2: Press Up, Circle, Circle, Down, Left, Circle, Circle, Right. Weapons Set 3: Press Up, X, X, Down, Left, X, X, Right. Just For Fun These cheats don?t have any terribly important effects on your game experience...but hey, laughter is its own reward. Enter the following codes during gameplay and not while the game is paused. If you entered a code correctly, you?ll see a confirming message onscreen. Chrome Plated Vehicles: Press Triangle, R, L, Down, Down, R, R, Triangle. Raise Media Attention: Press L, Up, Right, R, Triangle, Square, Down, X. 9MM Mayhem and Scooter Shooter 9MM Mayhem is found in Portland?s Red Light District, in the alley across from JD's place. Look for the Freeway motorcycle behind the stairwell. Scooter Shooter is found in Chinatown?look for the Faggio scooter parked by the stairs leading to the rooftop helipad. In both missions, the goal is the same. You'll man an Uzi while your driver chases down pesky moving targets. You have just over three minutes to wipe out as many enemies as possible. Act quickly! Don?t forget that you start with three Adrenaline pills?tap R to slow down time for a few precious moments. Slash TV First, beat Vincenzo's Portland Chainsaw Masquerade storyline mission. Then swing by your hideout and change into the Overall outfit before heading to the southernmost boat in Portland Harbor. Enter the ship and look for the big open room. Enter it and press Up on the directional pad to begin this side-mission. If you want to survive all five levels, be sure to bring an AK47, a .357, or a SPAS12 Shotgun. Stand in the middle of the room while blasting the psychos, and only run away if you get mobbed. If you beat the fifth, hardest level two times, you earn the Chicken Suit. Sweet! Trash Dash The hardest part of this side-mission is simply locating a Trashmaster truck. There?s one parked at the scrap yard in Portland?but it might be easier to enter the Trashmaster code (see opposite page). The goals are the same in all three districts: you need to pick up all twelve dumpsters and return to the junkyard in Portland before time runs out. It helps to pause the game and plan your route. Noodle Punk Look for the Faggio scooter of Chinatown, Portland. Delivering steaming-hot noodles is not unlike performing a drive-by shooting?just hold the L button, press Left or Right on the analog stick, and tap Circle to sling noodles. In a cruel twist, you must beat all ten difficulty levels in one sitting to earn completion credit. Ouch! Still, the reward is sweet: a permanent boost to your health meter. So much for low-carb. diets... Car Salesman Found at the auto dealership in Saint Mark's, which resides in the northeast sector of Portland. Selling a car isn't rocket science. Some prospective customers expect a slow, gentle ride. Others crave carnage and destruction. But whatever you do, don?t stray too far from the local Pay ?N Spray shops?you never know when you?ll need to repair damage or tweak the paint job to your customer?s preference. The Full Monty It might take a ton of time to complete every single activity, but the rewards are worth the effort: besides gaining infinite ammo for all weapons, any car you drive will absorb massive amounts of damage before it explodes. And look for a Rhino tank appear at Fort Staunton. Killing Time In 2003, 17 year-old Devin Thompson allegedly shot and killed two police officers and a dispatcher. When he was apprehended by police, according to the The Tuscaloosa News, the suspect told officers, "Life is a video game. You've got to die sometime." A $600 million lawsuit on behalf of two of the victim?s relatives?spearheaded by outspoken video game detractor Jack Thompson?blamed the influences of Grand Theft Auto III. GTA Goes 8-Bit Recently, an amateur coder by the name of Brian Provinciano successfully ported Grand Theft Auto III to the decidedly low-tech NES hardware. Officially named ?Grand Theftendo,? the game runs at a glorious 256 x 240 resolution. Check out Brian?s handiwork at grandtheftendo.com.